OPEN RP POST

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HEY GUYS, this is my official open RP post. If you know a muse of mine, and want to thread, for something new or old time's sake, just comment to this post with either a starter or just requesting a character, and I'll reply with said character.

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[knowsvinewhip]

[And, like clockwork, or like he's been trained, there's the sound of shifting sheets, the quiet creak of floorboards. He's hurrying, from the sound of the footsteps. Because crashing noises never mean anything good.]

[He appears around the corner, before he stops short, looking at the broken pieces at his bare feet.]

Ah--

Is everything all right?

[kapparoll]

[ Shit shit shit I'm not done cleaning this mess up yet-- ]

Hey. Uh... Yeah, just a little mishap. Soapy fingers.

[ Gojyo is up at 7:30AM having a soapy fingers mishap, Hakkai. ]

[knowsvinewhip]

So I see.

[And then he just. Smiles. And it's that smile. You are in for it buster.]

One can't help but wonder what sort of mess requires soap enough to drop dishes with.

[aka: What the fuck did you do this time and how many new doors do we need.]

[kapparoll]

[Nooooo, come on, man, I'm tryin' my best here.]

One can't help but wonder what kinda guy has to go and meddle in another dude's soapy business.

[aka: Nunya go back to bed I was supposed to have another half-hour to do this.]

[knowsvinewhip]

Perhaps one who awoke concerned as to the state of his kitchen.

[Now if you excuse him, he's going to kneel to begin picking up the pieces of plate. Pointedly.]

[He's not going back to bed, ever, at this rate.]

Or one who wondered if someone had broken in. Again.

[There's a not-so-subtle emphasis on the last word.]

[kapparoll]

[ Nope, he's kneeling down with a dustpan and sweeping Hakkai's fingers away. ]

Nobody broke in. Come on, you don't think I could handle a burglar? Go back to bed.

[ Insistent, isn't he? ]

[knowsvinewhip]

Ah...

[He honestly looks stunned to see things swept away from him. He blinks a few times, as if expecting the pieces to reappear if he looks away.]

I was quite expecting you to be out for the morning, as usual... Was it an unprofitable evening for you?

[kapparoll]

Didn't stay out late.

[ That's all he says, disposing quietly of the pieces of plate before he goes back to washing dishes. ]

Go back to bed.

[knowsvinewhip]

[Blink.]

Is everything all right...? You haven't suffered some sort of head trauma, have you?

[kapparoll]

... No, I didn't hit my head. Is it so hard to believe that a guy can get tired early and maybe want to help out around his house?

[knowsvinewhip]

Ah, well...

Given your track record, it is a bit odd. Though I can't say it's unwelcome.

[kapparoll]

Y'know, I'm startin' to think you're either makin' this hard on purpose or you forgot what day it is.

[knowsvinewhip]

[This time, the look of confusion on his face is completely genuine.]

I... seem to have forgotten, yes. Tuesday?

[kapparoll]

... [Snort.]

Your old age is really getting to you.

[knowsvinewhip]

Ah, so it must be! Perhaps I should look into finding a cane.

[Still not going back to bed, though. He's still crouched on the floor.]

[kapparoll]

Oh, come on, don't spoil your other birthday present.

[knowsvinewhip]

... Birthday present?

[Honestly, the way he says it, you'd think Gojyo just offered him a blow-up doll or something.]

Is it really that time again?