[Axel knew, based on all he saw in Nautilus, that other universes might take some getting used to. He knew that he would probably encounter some things that were completely alien to him. Things that wouldn't make any sense at all. Lo and behold, he wasn't wrong.
[Some things he's been able to deal with. The crime called 'grand theft auto' being a way of life was strange at first, but he was able to figure that world out. So too was he able to piece together the purpose of "tofurky".
[But there are other things that Axel just can't adjust to. Universes full of worlds without hearts tops the list. Just below it, forever vying for top slot, are large groups of people cheering and calling him a hero. But deeply disturbing as he's found those, neither curl his toes quite like this.
[He stares at it. Sniffs at it. Pokes at it, like that'll make it change. But just like every time he's encountered it before, it remains as it is....]
... Think I'll pass.
[There's no way he's gonna eat something so weird.
[How sick and backwards does a world have to be, he wonders, to make it turn its pizza upside down?]
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[Some things he's been able to deal with. The crime called 'grand theft auto' being a way of life was strange at first, but he was able to figure that world out. So too was he able to piece together the purpose of "tofurky".
[But there are other things that Axel just can't adjust to. Universes full of worlds without hearts tops the list. Just below it, forever vying for top slot, are large groups of people cheering and calling him a hero. But deeply disturbing as he's found those, neither curl his toes quite like this.
[He stares at it. Sniffs at it. Pokes at it, like that'll make it change. But just like every time he's encountered it before, it remains as it is....]
... Think I'll pass.
[There's no way he's gonna eat something so weird.
[How sick and backwards does a world have to be, he wonders, to make it turn its pizza upside down?]